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My Womb is Offended

My womb is offended.  She is crying in her dark chamber of empty, stretched ligaments. She can’t quite remember the feeling of carrying around a surprisingly heavy 7lb creature, but she knows it happened. She can see it in the shape – the nice ovally roundness looks more like a pentagon. And indeed, she is quite like the…

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11 Reasons Why Mums are Gangster

Since becoming a Mum, I am much more confident in every day life. I don’t feel the pressure of having to please everyone and I am more focused on what I need to do for my family. I have a sense of freedom even though technically I am less free, I am finally able to follow…

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My Version of “Knocked Up”

A year ago today I found out I was pregnant. This was very unplanned, as unplanned as that time when Princess Beatrice, Duke of York, cut open Ed Sheeran’s face with a sword while pretending to knight James Blunt at a party in her dad’s home in Windsor (yes, this actually happened).  In my heart of hearts I…