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How To Drink While Pregnant

This may sound strange, but the worst thing about being pregnant is not being able to drink. Seriously. Think about the last time you drank. BBQ? Have a Corona.  Brunch? Giggles with champagne and orange juice.  Lunch? Wake up and smell the Espresso Martini.  Dinner? Oh yeaaaa, there’s that nice wee glass of red wine I was thinking about.  Movies? Yes,…

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The Day My Life Changed Forever

I was standing in the disabled women’s toilet. All of a sudden there was a chill, my face turned pale white and goosebumps ran up my forearms. Another colleague tried to turn the doorknob to get in, my heart started racing and my face felt hot, “Sorry I’m in here!” My mind felt like someone had…

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Letter 13 – Dear Bear: 7 Months Old

Dear Bear, You are 7 months and three weeks old. This week you are going to be 8 months this Wednesday! I can’t believe it. You have grown so much. You are now properly crawling around and trying to stand up on every piece of furniture. I put leggings on you this morning which made…

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My Version of “Knocked Up”

A year ago today I found out I was pregnant. This was very unplanned, as unplanned as that time when Princess Beatrice, Duke of York, cut open Ed Sheeran’s face with a sword while pretending to knight James Blunt at a party in her dad’s home in Windsor (yes, this actually happened).  In my heart of hearts I…

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10 Ways to be Pleasured Post-Baby

Since the baby has arrived, my partner and I can’t keep our hands off each other! He just gives me ‘the look,’ and I’m like, “OH MY GOD. I need you right now on the kitchen table!” Honestly, what was everyone complaining about? My extra fat is HOT. I don’t shower for days and he still wants to…